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Have the most annoying sound of the moment always with you. Vuvuzela for iPhone and iPad. Also features a battle mode to test the endurance of the fans (and of their lucky neighbors). Here.

doomed (we'd better be)/special edition

Tired of feeding, brushing, and cleaning after your horse? Try Segway Polo!
Here the website of the International Segway Polo Association.
Here a summary of the official rules.

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Voyeuristic ornithophilia is your unconfessed sin? Spy the secret life of birds directly from your TV with a bird house with camera & microphone. Choose among black/white, color, wireless, different sizes. here. (e grazie infinite)

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Portable peace of mind. USB fragrance oil burner. here.

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US$ 30 for a loooong baseball hat with a curtain all around it, a hook at the end to put your phone/mp3 reader, and a magnification screen to get a movie theater experience. Perfect to watch stuff outdoors, get some privacy, be completely unaware everybody around is probably making fun of you. Here.

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Never lose your way back to planet Earth. No matter if you are abducted by hostile extraterrestrials or recovered by friendly aliens, the Location Earth Dog Tag will always guarantee they know how to bring you back home. Here.

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Uncover the secret life of your pet. And for just 40 US$. Here.

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Nothing like the solid, clunky things we used to make in the good old times. Most of all in such a liquid, uncertain age like this present of ours. A retro cell phone handset is really a necessity. Here.

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A laser umbrella! You definitely want one of those if your neighborhoods are packed with Replicants or Siths (even if I'm sure it also works with wild animals, common criminals, and to attract fishes for rainy-night fishermen). Both in blueish and red. Here.

(Grazie MiKo)

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Pet rocks spread all over the US during the 70's. The idea was to give everybody a cheap, loyal, undemanding, ever-lasting companion. A rock perfectly served the purpose. This is version 2.0, upgraded with a real USB-port. Here.

doomed (honoris causa)

C'è una che visto che il ragazzo abita a due ore di macchina cucina assai. E ha una passione smisurata per la riproduzione domestica di prodotti di marca. Chi non avrebbe sempre voluto pezzottare i Ringo™, i Togo™, gli Yo-yo™, 'a fettallatt'™, i Sofficini™? Sara de "il dolce mondo di Sara" sa come si fa.

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Make your glass easy to recognize with the leopard print platform coasters. And with style! Here.

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Ave Maria's and Gloria Patri's absorb you so much that you can't focus on how many you still have to go through to earn eternal salvation? Today it's finally easy to pray all by yourself with the electronic rosary. Both versions, PREX (with loudspeaker) and LUX (with headphones), support memory cards for multilingual praying. For the trendy faithful, there's even an Italian Air Force limited edition, with a holy-ghost track: "the Aviator's prayer". 2 AA batteries not included. Here.

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I don't know if any mentally healthy person can ever decide to wake up every morning to an explosion sound (clue - it's a Japanese invention). If you do, I'm sure the DangerBomb alarm clock will make you lose in a couple of days whatever sanity you were still maintaining. The explosion will only stop if you disconnect the right wire. Or, more probably, if you physically destroy the clock. Here.

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Finally! Not only will your pet have its delicate feet stylishly protected in 7 different colors - you will even be able to throw away its boots away after use. Here.

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Time for your computer to get laid? Buy either of these USB humping dogs and have a free USB port to turn it on. Like any average male, it will be way too focused on its task to be able to do anything else. Here.

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(Fake) money is filthy. Why not become an archetypic capitalist with the simple touch of a button - and a couple AAA batteries? Monopoly e-banking edition. Here.

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Bacon bandages. All the healing power of meat. Here.

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iJoy Ride. Only the joys of a horse. Here.

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Drying your nail varnish has never been so easy. Just press the plate of bananas, and the two AAA batteries powering the brown primate will do the rest. It's the evolution, stupid. Here.